Office Wars: Poor Interns Get No Love

“I ripped another intern apart,” Heero groaned as he collapsed into the chair in Duo’s office.  “I hate doing that, but I hate inefficiency more I think.”

Duo didn’t glance up from the briefing report he was writing, his fingers still flying across the keyboard as he spoke, “Don’t you feel bad about doing that?”

Heero grinned, “This from the guy who made up a ‘Do not feed the animals’ sign and duct taped it to their office door.”

The American laughed at that and paused in his typing, turning to the other man.  “Yeah, but see my interns like the pain – they’re all masochists at heart.”